![]() Gone on a date purely for the free drinks/dinner. 47.īeen close to throwing up on someone during sex. 44.īeen God-Knows-Even-What you are at a family function. Taken prescription drugs that you absolutely did NOT have a script for. Hooked up with someone of the same sex when you said you were “totally straight”. Kissed someone of the same sex for attention. Gone to a pharmacy for just a pregnancy test and a bottle of wine. Woken up still drunk from the night before and gone about your day anyway. Slept with one of your close friends who you were not interested in dating. Had sex while on your period or sex with someone who was on their period. Gotten completely wasted (whether drunk or otherwise) at a public event. Taken a pill when you had NO clue what it was. Gone out with the intention of one night standing it. Woken up and had zero point zero idea where you were. Thrown up in a bar bathroom so you could keep drinking. Intentionally posted something on social media to make someone else look bad/get them in trouble. 15.īanged someone who’s name you didn’t know. Rounded some bases with someone who’s name you didn’t know. Kissed someone who’s name you didn’t know. Lied to someone to get them to sleep with you. Stolen a piece of clothing from your friend and lied about it. Never have I ever Googled “sex addiction.” Oops! Did you think it was over? Here are 100 more never have I ever questions that will reveal how terrible of a human being you actually are □ 1. Never have I ever said “I love you” just to get laid.ĥ0. Never have I ever experimented sexually with a member of the same sex.Ĥ9. Never have I ever starfucked a celebrity.Ĥ8. Never have I ever been watched having sex.Ĥ7. Never have I ever had to do the walk of shame.Ĥ6. Never have I ever fooled around with two different people within twenty-four hours.Ĥ5. Never have I ever eaten food off of someone’s naked body.Ĥ3. Never have I ever gotten a happy ending.Ĥ2. Never have I ever woken up next to a total stranger.Ĥ1. Never have I ever had to turn my phone off before going to sleep to avoid being woken up by a stream of booty calls.Ĥ0. Never have I ever answered a blatant booty call-happily.ģ9. Never have I ever surprised someone butt naked.ģ8. Never have I ever participated in role play.ģ7. Never have I ever masturbated to pornography.ģ6. Never have I ever incorporated a condiment into lovemaking.ģ5. Never have I ever fingered a woman (or been fingered) during a movie, in the back of a taxi, or on an airplane.ģ4. Never have I ever had to lie about my “number” to avoid judgment.ģ3. Never have I ever written out a list of the people I’ve slept with and been shocked by the total number.ģ2. Never have I ever slept with a married person.ģ1. Never have I ever had a finger in my ass.ģ0. Never have I ever been called a slut or a player-and kind of liked it.Ģ8. Never have I ever slept with my boss to get ahead, or with a teacher to get a good grade.Ģ6. Never have I ever sexted with a colleague just for kicks.Ģ5. Never have I ever fantasized about my best friend’s lover.Ģ4. Never have I ever slept with a friend’s parent.Ģ3. Never have I ever accidentally had sex with a tampon still inside me (or the girl I was with).Ģ2. Never have I ever given or received a lap dance.Ģ1. Never have I ever had to ask someone whether or not we’d had sex because I wasn’t so sure.Ģ0. Never have I ever performed a striptease for someone.ġ9. Never have I ever given or received a purely sensual massage.ġ8. Never have I ever been unfaithful to a significant other.ġ7. Never have I ever played with a vibrator during sex.ġ6. Never have I ever had sex within view of unsuspecting onlookers on purpose.ġ5. Never have I ever received a noise complaint immediately after sex.ġ3. Never have I ever blown a line of cocaine off of someone else’s body.ġ2. ![]() Never have I ever had sex with someone I wasn’t attracted to because I wanted to get laid that badly.ġ1. Never have I ever required medical attention because there was a foreign object stuck inside me.ġ0. Never have I ever called someone the wrong name while hooking up.ĩ. Never have I ever performed oral sex on someone without ever kissing them on the mouth.Ĩ. Never have I ever fooled around with a really close friend just to see what it was like.ħ. Never have I ever hit on someone after spotting their wedding band.Ħ. Never have I ever had to delete provocative email exchanges or text threads out of fear that my partner would find them.ĥ. Never have I ever slept with someone on account of their impressive social media following.Ĥ. Never have I ever repurposed a common household item as a sex toy.ģ.
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